Don’t look. I’m serious. You aren’t ready for it. You really don’t want to know.

I can tell you’re thinking about it. I can see you, you’re standing there glancing nonchalantly at the curtain and the sign saying “Coming Soon” but you really shouldn’t peek. It’s not going to be pleasant. There are some things you can’t un-see.

I’ll give you a hint. It’s pretty scary. It’s what nightmares are made of. Curiosity killed the cat, who knows how you’ll fare. You’ll hear loud ominous sounds like shouting, hammers, power tools and eerie voices but walk away quickly!

I see you can’t be dissuaded so I’ll offer you this. I will volunteer myself as your personal spy. I will go in, risking life and limb, and gather pictures of the goings on. For you. I will subject myself to unspeakable horrors and vile visions to protect you from being scarred for life. Don’t concern yourself about my well-being, I am a professional.

Stay tuned for my return from Behind The Curtain – Rogers Gardens Halloween 2015